Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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