let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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