i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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