I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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