I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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