let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I feel like a drive thru vagina
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Randomize
