i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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