69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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