This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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