I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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