why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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