Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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