So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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