Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
where are you?
Hypothermia
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
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