let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Randomize
