I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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