I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
