It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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