Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
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