Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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