yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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