Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
we're making bets on your personal life
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
True college students do jello shots in the library
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