I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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