Sponge bath it is.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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