Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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