So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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