3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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