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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
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The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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