shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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