I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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