WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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