nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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