I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Randomize
