We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Randomize
