Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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