At least make sure they are 18
Why
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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