I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
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Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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