the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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