Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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