Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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