it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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