can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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