you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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