On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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