i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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