Me. At least after what I've been through.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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