We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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