is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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