How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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