I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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